Call me cute mother fuckaaah !
So whatevsss, I’ll be up in nigga time.
SO ALL I NEED TO BECOME KINGSLEY TURNING INTO RIHANNA IS A RED SHIRT? MY LIFE HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED
I guess this would count as your resume?
I cant read half of the sign.. should I be able to read the other half?
“Brotherly love”
“But the polar bear is strangling the dog and their… um ones a bear.”
I DARE YOU TO EVEN TRY TO ENTER THIS BLACK HOLE….. in the ground… made of cats
IM TRYING SO HARD TO GET A GOD DAMN SIP OUT OF THIS GLASS CUP…
Who noticed this? Maybe the cameraman.. maybe not.. probably the bitch doing her make up… or is she on the phone… WTF is in her hand? Is it a small pink baby sock? Its cake… DONE.
I see your Snuggie and raise you one Bedlanket.
Somethings been wrong with my tumblr … NOW ITS WORKING!!
If this isn’t the greatest Western film you’ve seen in the past 10 years, I’ll give you all your Internets back. A timeless classic … Cat vs. Dog.
THE BEST MEXICAN SHOWDOWN IN CENTURIES Perro: “Senor i just want to play” Gato: “Hey bitch no seas estupido, te matare.” O.o I see the puppy didnt listen, fool.
Im so DOPE
A panda full of regret.
I see your Snuggie and raise you one Bedlanket.
Hello Good Morning: Thanks Haddaway.
I’ve honestly had better luck contacting the dead through a psychic than connecting with anyone on FB chat.
HOLY SHIT! The original cast PLUS Chuck Norris AND Jean Claude Van Damme are signed on for the sequel. I think my face just...
Put this on your Facebook, people will LOVE IT.
Clearly that’s a Banana driving a Saab: Just experienced that moment when you think you’ve finally reached the end of of the Internet.
The Russians killed all my 8-bit friends. You’ll pay for this Tetris … you’ll GOD DAMN PAY FOR THIS!
Josh’s future plans include ending up just like this guy. I’d say I’m eight days away.